Unwonted BullsEye

Normully, Emersun's thawts ain't sumpin ah kin indorse, but ah jis abowt fell owtta mah chair when ah cum acrosst this here quote by him:

“A person will worship something, have no doubt about that. We may think our tribute is paid in secret in the dark recesses of our hearts, but it will out. That which dominates our imaginations and our thoughts will determine our lives, and our character. Therefore, it behooves us to be careful what we worship, for what we are worshipping we are becoming.”

Wish It Wuz Indanjrd

Speakin o Monkey Scientiss n thur hairbraynd thurry, ah reckun one ixtinkshn 'at'd be reel dezahrbl wood be the demize o that mintl virus called "Darwinizm." Good riddunce n don hurry back.

Kint wait till we kin sellybrate 'at thar stellr evint. It'll almoss be az good az the Great Rejinerashn 'at Jesus talks bowt in Matthew 19:28.

Plinny O Evidinss 2 the Kontrurry

The Monkey Scientiss iz ferevr tryin ta hoodwink us all inta beleevn't man"kind" iz evolvin. Wayull, readin Matthew Arnold's "Dover Beach" made me wonder if the man warn't in fack a profit:

"The Sea of Faith
Was once, too, at the full, and round earth's shore
Lay like the folds of a bright girdle furl'd.
But now I only hear
Its melancholy, long, withdrawing roar,
Retreating, to the breath
Of the night-wind, down the vast edges drear
And naked shingles of the world."

Mebbe he smelt it cummin, 'at putrid thurry 'at spread rown the globe like a form o mintal AIDS.

This Week's PrizeWinner

China publishes etiquette guide for a polite 2008 Olympics First place in strainin gnats n swallerin camullz: etiquette iz irreluvunt whin yew'z got a Jakobin system in power 'at torchurz 'n slawdderz folk who don fit the Commyooniss bed o Procrusteez. Gitcher prioriteez straight, Redshirts.

'Sidez which, "etiquette" iz a thurlee "bourjwah" concepp which inny self-respectin Pinko awta shun lahk lepersee.