Why Dial-Up Izza Mixt Blessin

Right now, Google'z sellybraytn Les Polz birthday with a speshl imuj (they do this with a lodda thangz'n folk).  Now, mah fawssilized compyoodr furss showed this:

 

which made me thank:  fancy that! 'at thar feller creatid a braille gueetar!  But then ah wuz evn mohr uhmayzed when it finished downloadin:

How'd he go'n mekk a lectric gueetar with hat pins and glasshead seamstress pins?!?  I reckon he muss be a vuri froogull invennor (mebbe evn a sticklr fer akkrussy).

Bitter Pill Ta Swaller

Lookit this!  Iss Ibuprofin'z kimmikl struckshr.

Built right inta the vuri fiber o the med is a warnin!

Ah reckon ah'z stayin away frum that stuff!