Iz we revurtn ta belief in the Roman Godz?

"They are not identical twins, which are generally believed to be conceived by chance."  Whut???  Since whin iz chance fertl?

Mekks Me See Rayud!

T'uthr dee, ah run uhcrosst sumpin tawkin bowt muthrz "redshirtn" thur yungunz.   Turnz owt, iss a turm fer keepn yer yungun owtta kinnygardn an extry yeer.

Cooda foold me:  ah thunk 'at mint gittn'm good'n reddy fer ahr Marxist-run indoctrinashn cennrz, aka "skoolz."