T'uthr dee, ah run uhcrosst sumpin tawkin bowt muthrz "redshirtn" thur yungunz. Turnz owt, iss a turm fer keepn yer yungun owtta kinnygardn an extry yeer.
Cooda foold me: ah thunk 'at mint gittn'm good'n reddy fer ahr Marxist-run indoctrinashn cennrz, aka "skoolz."
