Iss bad enuff whin folks ixployt uthr folks' grief. But whut tekks the cake iz whin ta boot it vilates God'z commandmints. He giv us thoze az a safety hedge, and iffn yew wanna know whut happinz whin we flout Hiz warninz, jiss lookit Krautlan between '33 n '45.
Saturday, August 25, 2007
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Owdda Kntrol Replikashn
Ever noddice how much a lie ruzimblz a hydrer? Yew tell wun 'n purddy soon, 'at wun hazta hav a baby ta tekk keer o the daddy-lie whin iss gittin wobbly, n thin, 'fore ewe know it, 'at thar furss lie haz turned into a great-great-great daddy with kidz as noomruss az the ole wummun in the shoe.
Ah thank they awtter work on a burth kntrol method fer lies. Beddr yet: abord'm!
Start Wearin A Burka!
Wayull, not only duz a burka perteck yew frum karsinerjinnik rayz, but it turnz owt, it maht fool ole BB, too! Whut? Yew mean ewe ain't heard o the BDOs ole BB haz unleashed at airports? Wayull, ta mah way o thankin, iss a kinda sister-verzhn o what the Dutch did. Yessirree, ole BB iz slowwwly but shorely closin the pincerz---all in the name o "skyoorty" o course.
Ah'z glayud ah'z too pohr ta do no flyin. (Course, ah reelize that thar teknawlerjy'll evinchully be yoozed across the board [pardun the pun], not jiss @ ayrports.)
Ah'z glayud ah'z too pohr ta do no flyin. (Course, ah reelize that thar teknawlerjy'll evinchully be yoozed across the board [pardun the pun], not jiss @ ayrports.)
Thursday, August 09, 2007
It Din't Start With the Tarantulists
"In general, the Ottoman elite sought to replace potentially troublesome communities with peasant populations which were easy to control and tax."
Them Tarantulists kin't tekk credit fer inventin this. Nor did it stop with them: az ah'z written elsewhere, the awthorteez in this here lan hav done a mighty thurrow job o dummin down our popyooluss, too.
"Easy 2 control & tax" indeed.
Them Tarantulists kin't tekk credit fer inventin this. Nor did it stop with them: az ah'z written elsewhere, the awthorteez in this here lan hav done a mighty thurrow job o dummin down our popyooluss, too.
"Easy 2 control & tax" indeed.
Thursday, August 02, 2007
Kindrid Fur
In mah poss How I Got Ta Be 104 yew'll recawll't ah kunfesst chocklit az mah weakniss (still-sips now'n thin bein a close runner-up). Wayull, owt thar sumwhere in Finnlun, ah'z got a scampry cownnerpart. Wish he cood be parta mah minnajry.
On 2nd thawt: mah choklit bill'd skyrockit. N we might fight bowt that preshuss black substunss. Ah guess iss beddr that he'z way over thar.
On 2nd thawt: mah choklit bill'd skyrockit. N we might fight bowt that preshuss black substunss. Ah guess iss beddr that he'z way over thar.
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