Swine Flu: Don Let It Cow U

The pigz iz in the dawghowse right now: that ole so-called "Swine Flu" (which kyooryussly enuff in the past was cawled "Spanish Flu") haz cawzd Rusher n Chiner'z bannin pork frum Mexico, n Indernezha'z fixin ta distroy imported produx made frum the oinks. (Yew reckun purdy soon we might be dealin with "Mad Pig Disease"? Ah haz vizhns ov "The Night of the Lepus" n Hitchcock's "The Birds." )

Vurryuss thawts haz been millin arown in mah hayud bowt this: izzere sum sorda porkbarrul polytix behind this? Don this smayull a lot like SARZ? An since (accordin ta the abuv-refernct ardikkl) "the Mexican virus has genetic material from swine, bird and human influenza strains," ah'z pahrflee inclined ta suspeck that this here ladist "eppydemick" (that 3rd sillybull iz highly suspishuss!) iz a MANufactured mutation, unleashed by some sorda evil hanz. Mebbe sum sorda fannaddik Muzlim groop sint it owt cuzza thur hatrid o pigz? Mebbe they thawt it wood mekk pigz the new pariahz in the food markits?

Yew reckun the piggybank manufacturers might go bankrupp?

UPDATE!!!! This ardikkl summun juss sint me (where it sez the floo cood hav surryuss effex on travlin) mekks me wunner if this "pandemikk" ain't mebbe summun'z idee ov finally deelin with the Mexican Tsoonami, aka illegull immigration...

Faster'n Yew Kin Say "False Flag"!

It kntinyewz apace: 9/11, "Patriot" Act & "Homeland Security" were Part 1. Next, "Taliban attack on the White House"? Wouldn't they love that, the collectivists, in furthering their greed for martial law---and their long coveted demise of the constitutional system (what's left of it---pun intended)! 2/27/33-plus-Article 48-Weimar Constitution-redux.