Coonta Said It Mohr Kncisely

Doug Wilson sumz up The Bilge-Orjinz Thurry this way:

>>> We do not believe in [Darwinism], which is the view that Prince Charles used to be a frog. <<<

Mah Favert Spurchull Lampoonist

Ah'z alweez LOATHED the so-cawld "Higher Criticizm," which ah purfur ta labull as the "Nether Criticizm," cuz it's straight from the Pits o Hell (iff'n yew don buhleeve it, jis lookit whut it led to in the country of its orijin, less'n 100 yeerz after the birth of that pizzunuss teachin), but Doug Wilson sez it bess:

>>> What Princeton, Harvard, Duke and all the theological schools in Germany really need to hear is the horse laugh of all Christendom. I mentioned earlier that proud flesh bonds to many strange things indeed, and I forgot to mention scholarship and footnotes. To steal a thought from Kirkegaard, many scholars line their britches with journal articles festooned with footnotes in order to keep the Scriptures from spanking their academically-respectable pink little bottoms...Nothing is neutral, not even scholarship. <<<

Lissin Up, Kant!

>>> The mere idea of Not Using Others cannot produce a moral code, for only by the light of a moral code can we tell what counts as using others. <<< (Budziszewski, "The Problem With Liberalism")

They Became Foolish In Their Reasoning

>>> Though it always comes as a surprise to intellectuals, there are some forms of stupidity that one must be highly intelligent and educated to commit...Visualize a man opening up the access panels of his mind and pulling out all the components that have God's image stamped on them. The problem is that they all have God's image stamped on them, so the man can never stop. No matter how much he pulls out, there's still more to pull. <<< (Dr. J. Budziszewski, "Escape From Nihilism.")

A Purubbl Fer Ahr Tahmz

FOXNews.com - Tasmanian-Devil Mouth Cancer Spread by Bites ... Mouth cancer, eh? Yessirree, thar'z deffnitly a sosho-kulchrull uhnalujee here: the liez 'n cant spred fer 41 yeerz by the Leftist/"Librull"-kntrolld Establishmint haz cawzd massiv tumorz across the lan. Aborshn, colossull increesiz in crime (not just kwannitadively but also "kwali"tadively), pushin yoothinazha, divorce, perverzhnz, eggzaltashn o primitivizm, drug yoos, VD----you name it, iss traceable ta the teachinz n pernowncemints (aka polisseez n lawz) ov ahr own dearest indijinuss "Tazmanyun Devilz," thoze Left o cenner.

Too bad 'at, unlike thoze sorry varmints in Afrikker, the Leftists don't die o thur dizeez.

Lost In CyberSpace

Ah'z been wunnrin fer a long tahm: jiss iggzackly where do deletid or loss emaylz ind up? Ah haz this vizhn o them all floatin out thar in the cybersea lahk millyunz o aimliss messijiz in a bottl, cyberwaifs needin a home.

Who knowz, mebbe them thar extrytresschullz regardz'm az thur own vurzhn ov a forchoon cookie.

Gardenz O Edn Fer the Privlijjd

>>> The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service keeps the national Farallones wildlife refuge closed except for a small group of scientists and volunteers who live there year-round. <<<

Of the Elite, for the Elite & by the Elite. Lincoln muss be writhin in his grave. Iss lahk ah'z alweez sayin: iffn them thar folk had thur way, all'v us garden-variety peonz'd be liquidated (fer the welfare o the plannit, donchoo know!), n only them'n thur croneez'd be allowed ta live.