Virtual Temple Tower

Ah jis dun larned that the noomurrikl ekwivlnt o the Hebrew letter "w" (wau) is 6, so "www" = 666. Yew reckun 'at meenz the innernet iz the cyber-ziggurat?

Marquis De Sade's Society

Skoolmarm wuncet tole me bowt a stoont's essay: the Easter Bunny come by and leff a baskit fulla barf on the doorstep. Thin thar'z the screamin'-faced babydoll I saw recintly hangin down the inside of a car winder: its fingertips wuz pinched in the tip o the clozed winder. And o course, yew'z seed them candy eyebawlz in stores rown Halloween seezn. Seemz like it awl startid back in bowt '94 with them skulls on awl manner o fabrix fer men: ah cawl it the Gladiator-Game Syndrome. Iss a obseshn with the vile and the pyootrid.

Ah happin ta luv varmints, speshly coonz. Bowt 2 yeerz uhgo ah wuz hartbroke n sickened ta find 2 o them darlinz dead by the side of the road near mah howse: they had bin horribly mangled (evidintly at the same time), so ah cood hardly restrain my teerz---or my fyoory---when ah jiss done cum acrosst this here "toy":

Shoah II, here we cum...

Number Me Amungst The Dowterz

Iss troo, mah name tellz ewe awl yew need ta know bowt me; it din't jiss drop owtta the sky like sum sorda medeorite.

So, evn tho ah haz nuthn but kntimpt fer awl this hawgwash, jiss fer kicks, ah plugged mah "valyooz" in, n theez wuz the rezults. Furss, mah name:

Expression: 36 / 9
You have a vision of a perfect world [ah shore do; iss described in depth in the book o REVELASHN.] Forgiveness, Love and altruism are the path you walk. [What still did that calkyooladr sip frum?] You are the idealist, and you do everything in your power to live up to your ideals in order to be a good example for others to follow. Inside, you know that you will be imitated, so you are extremely aware of your every "imperfection". [Lass clawz iz right, but that furss wun'z anuthr still-sip glitsch.] Letting go of people and places when you have fulfilled your role with them is an important lesson for you. ['Ass awright: ah know thar'z folk who kint tawlrate the fack that ah refyooz ta giv up the ghost.] There are many that need to be touched by your wisdom. [Zackly. 'Ass whut this here blawg iz fer.]

Soul Urge: 19 / 10 / 1
You are the essence of individuality and independence. [Still sip effeck musta weared off.] You are intense and convicted when it comes to defending your beliefs [hear, hear!], as you never doubt your inner strength [wayull, ah needz ta draw dayly frum the Cleschull Cistern] and ability to handle any challenge. Many are inspired by your confidence, while others may feel irritated and view it as arrogance. [Bullzeye.] You are likely to attract people and situations that allow you to express this part of yourself or else they will mirror these traits back to you.

Personality: 17 / 8
There is an air of affluence [?!?!?! Still-sip-struck again, sigh...] about you, no matter your station in life. People assume you are in control [ov mah blawg, yes; but thass awl]. You give the impression that you are the best at what you do ['ass right: todully yooneek blawg here], so naturally others look to you for leadership. You have an eye for quality and no matter what it takes you dress for success. Designer clothing of the highest quality is certainly your preference. [LAFFFFFFFFin mah fanny off!] People cluster around you hoping that some of that luck is contagious.

Here'z whut mah complete burthdate spozidly showz:

You have a Life Path 9 [az in "9 Livez"?]. The route of idealists [ah'z a idealist gawn ta seed, aka sinnik].

You have chosen to know the experience of the ideal, the noble causes, of the sensitivity [skin'z purdy lethry, akshly] and the great horizons [moss folk thank us Ozark hix iz prokyull]. It is a path which favours travels, external and internal. This route will offer you a lot of experiences, instructive meetings and the possibility to cultivate your talent but also a particular sensitivity often turn towards altruism ["altruizm"? Wayull, shore, ah hate inny'n awl lyin]. The figure 9 symbolises the end of a cycle [why?] and the beginning of the following one that will be lived with a higher level of consciousness [ah don wanna liv anuthr hunnert'n 8 yeerz, thankee].

If you are able to free yourself from the hold of material contingencies of your life [az ah wrote a fyoo yeerz ago, "toothliss, shoeliss, clooliss"], you can establish these ideas and realise your vocation [ah'z bin doin jiss fahn az a disurner]. This path can drive you towards greater horizons [ah'z nevr bin inclined ta do no truck with quiffs], familiarise you with more vast perspectives across culture, ecology, research, teaching, travelling, meeting people, altruism, humanism, sometimes with a large public [Uh huh, 'ass right: wuncet in a while, when ah really gits them Sosho-Plitikl Termites' goat, then ah gits more hits here].

It is also an itinerary of emotions, internal travels, knowledge, unselfish action, avant-garde ideas which will imply your sensitivity [ah alweez thunk "avant-garde" wuz the awpuzzitt o "sinsitive"!], subtlety and open-mindedness. You will have to face some passionate events with profound repercussions (for you). Overall, a path of success and protection, favourable to travellers and altruistic, tolerant people as well as all those who will have known how to turn their sensitivity into a talent. [Camou-speak fer Sosho-Plitikl Turmites who knowz how ta bamboozl folk inta givvn'm grants.]

But be careful not to get lost in impulses or passions that overtake you. It will be important to develop a certain prudence. In some cases take a back seat so as not to be dragged along toward ambiguous objective or into a tendency for illusions and sadness. [Ah alweez thunka myself az the arch realist.] Keep your spirits high, while holding on firmly to the helm of your life. Learn to open yourself to the world but without forgetting, neglecting yourself or you will risk disappointments and even losses. This until you understand that it is a matter of a bad approach on your part because your base support must be found within yourself and not outside. [If yew unnerstan that thar lass sintinss, ah'z nawminatn yew fer the Nobel Prize in Glossolalia.]

Famous people with a Life Path 9 :
Charles Lindberg (first Atlantic crossing by plane), Baden Powell, M. Gandhi, La Fayette, Edmund Hillary (first on Mt. Everest), Jean-jacques Rousseau (famous social writer), Elvis Presley, Brigitte Bardot [how ah got classt in with them lass 2 iz a mystree ta me!].

Pannin 4 Gold In The Soul

Yew ever hear o sumpin cawled "Sandplay Thurruppy"? I guess thass a ardifishly indoossed type o "2nd Chilehood." (Why do that mekk me thank o when Summun Important said sumpin bowt not buildin yer howse on sand...) Seemz like yew cood git it cheaper jiss by goin ta the beach.

Yew reckun that the "gradjoout" verzhn ov it iz "Mudpie Thurruppy"? (Whutchoo guffawin fer? After awl, thar'z sech a thang'z mudbathz n facemasks made o mud, too!)

Talk Bowt Stuffed Ta The Gillz!

Yew'z hurd a stuffed crabz, stuffed pepperz n devilld aygz, n o course, turkeez alweez gets sum sorda ersatz-innurdz fer T-Day 'n Krissmuss, but in this case, summun din't even bother ta unwrap the stuffin they put in theez guys! (Izzis a vuryashn ov the Granny who yoozed "unknvinchnl" spiciz in her cookin?")

Diskriminashn Wood Be A Plus

Thangz'z kum to a purdy pass whin yer smoke detektr shrillz atcher b.o.!

High Cost of Exstassy

We'z awl heerd the ixpreshn, "Burstin with joy." But, the male honeybee tekks this to a ixtreem!

Yew reckun mebbe the feminaziz awtta dopp the queen bee az thur simbull?

Fawlse Flagz Guhlohr

They're gittin mohr'n mohr desprutt, ain't they: the latist vuryashn ov Phelps (their prime shill) is this alleged Von Brunn charuktur. Keep uppin the ante so that thur cherished uhjindah of bein abl ta press gun kntrowl 'n "hate crimez" will roar ahead. (BTW, ah'z now ov the 'pinyun that like Mike Savij, Ann Coulter iz anuthr shill o therz.) Iss awl so wearyin---not jiss the Sosho-Plitikl Turmites' constant yoos o blood'n gore ta mekk t'uthr sahd look bayud, but the fack that the Murrikn public jiss dossilee goze along with it.

Mengele Lives

They like ta bleeve the Nazis lost WW2, but if yew'z follered mah blawg, yoo know ah'z claimed awl along't tho them Brownshirts wuz crushed plitikly, they triumphed in a much more insidjuss way: the continuin rayn o the Mengele mentality (man ain't nuthn but mattr, expendabl and dispozabl @ will). This article is just another iggzampl ov it.

Green Undeez

Leev it ta them Japuhneez ta kum up with uhmazn invinchunz! If they kin jiss fahnd a way ta tranzmawgrifahee these inta a infanss'n tawdlurz vurzhn, they'll mekk a 5tune!

Swine Flu: Don Let It Cow U

The pigz iz in the dawghowse right now: that ole so-called "Swine Flu" (which kyooryussly enuff in the past was cawled "Spanish Flu") haz cawzd Rusher n Chiner'z bannin pork frum Mexico, n Indernezha'z fixin ta distroy imported produx made frum the oinks. (Yew reckun purdy soon we might be dealin with "Mad Pig Disease"? Ah haz vizhns ov "The Night of the Lepus" n Hitchcock's "The Birds." )

Vurryuss thawts haz been millin arown in mah hayud bowt this: izzere sum sorda porkbarrul polytix behind this? Don this smayull a lot like SARZ? An since (accordin ta the abuv-refernct ardikkl) "the Mexican virus has genetic material from swine, bird and human influenza strains," ah'z pahrflee inclined ta suspeck that this here ladist "eppydemick" (that 3rd sillybull iz highly suspishuss!) iz a MANufactured mutation, unleashed by some sorda evil hanz. Mebbe sum sorda fannaddik Muzlim groop sint it owt cuzza thur hatrid o pigz? Mebbe they thawt it wood mekk pigz the new pariahz in the food markits?

Yew reckun the piggybank manufacturers might go bankrupp?

UPDATE!!!! This ardikkl summun juss sint me (where it sez the floo cood hav surryuss effex on travlin) mekks me wunner if this "pandemikk" ain't mebbe summun'z idee ov finally deelin with the Mexican Tsoonami, aka illegull immigration...

Faster'n Yew Kin Say "False Flag"!

It kntinyewz apace: 9/11, "Patriot" Act & "Homeland Security" were Part 1. Next, "Taliban attack on the White House"? Wouldn't they love that, the collectivists, in furthering their greed for martial law---and their long coveted demise of the constitutional system (what's left of it---pun intended)! 2/27/33-plus-Article 48-Weimar Constitution-redux.

Giv'm Yer Pinkie Toe & They'll Grab Yer Layg

They'z bin underminin the constitutional process (aka freedom 'n justice) thru the back door fer decaydz. The so-called "bail-out" was jiss anuthr step. Here's proof:

GM CEO Wagoner to step down

at White House request

DETROIT – General Motors Corp. Chairman and CEO Rick Wagoner will step down immediately at the request of the White House, administration officials said Sunday. The news comes as President Obama prepares to unveil additional restructuring [doncha just LUV that Bolshevikese?] efforts designed to save [yah, right: code for "Communist take over"] the domestic auto industry.

So, Hitler had his Beetle, 'n Eess Jurmunny wuz acrawlin with Trabbies (Trabant); whud'yew reckun the Obarfmabile will look like? N Since when duz a prezidint have the awthorty ta "ask" a CEO ta step down?

Velvit gluv Stalinism.

No Amount Of Pink Stuff

...will suffice ta cover the effect this has on me.

Bosch @ his worst woonta bin able ta kum up with this sorda muhturryul (or Dante, for that maddr).

Spam: The Noo MurthMekkr

Theez iz adz frum mah emayl box:

Turn the worm in your pants into a python [Who'd wanna mekk the ringwurm git bigger?!]

Unleash your tank cannon 2day [Thiss muss be sumpin bowt tranzformin yer owthowse inta a weppin fer the cummin NWO tekkovr]

Women hate men with small equipment [Ah dunno, ah purfur the dinnist ta yooz the smallest drill possibl]

With a 9-inch tool you'll always be confident [No. Revenooerz only respeck shootin ahrnz, not no rinky-dink screwdriver.]

She can't get enough of my tool now [Iss troo, wuncetchoo lurnz how awl them toolz in hiz shayud wurks, they'z TUNZA fun ta run! Almoss az good az a nittn musheen!]

Grow and grow non-stop [Skoolmarm commints on this: great material for a hilarious satire, aka "The man whose male member grew to the size of the Empire State Building" (totally dwarfing him): he ended up scaring AWAY all the ladies, since his "tool" became the new Godzilla...]

Presto Changeo!

Got this in a emayl:

It is true that the Splenda molecule is comprised of sucrose (sugar) — except that three of the
hydroxyl groups in the molecule have been replaced by three chlorine atoms.

While some industry experts claim the molecule is similar to table salt
or sugar, other independent researchers say it has more in common with
pesticides. That's because the bonds holding the carbon and chlorine
atoms together are more characteristic of a chlorocarbon than a salt —
and most pesticides are chlorocarbons. The premise offered next is that
just because something contains chlorine doesn't guarantee that it's
toxic. And that is also true, but you and your family may prefer not to
serve as test subjects for the latest post-market artificial sweetener
experiment — however "unique."

Ah yooz Splendy awl the time. It don hav a lodda carbz. Ah kin't believe a pesticide cuzzin cood taste that sweet! Whodda thunk't kloreen'd hav sech tasty kinfolk?

Yew reckun that mebbe over tahm, it'll bleach the sass owta me?

Since Whin?

I don unnerstand this imuj: why would ah want "fuller" hair? A fuller'll jiss mekk it white, but mahn'z bowt az white as Anny R. Dick. But whuss evn mohr puzzlin? Since whin do white hair mekk a body look yunger? Ah meen, ah know't in this day 'n aje, "sick" = "good," "hot" = "cool," raunchy = "sexy," n evil = "good" (Isaiah had a lot ta say bowt that), folk diez thur hayur pink n purpl 'n green, but snowy hair = younger lookin? 'At seemz ta go too fur evn fer taday'z whacky yardstick.