Thursday, September 21, 2006

Ov Packydurmz'n Passinjerz

Yew'z probly hurd that hack-knee'd PC purrubl bowt how the differnt rlijunz of the wurl ain't nuthn more'n a bunch of blahn min feelin differnt parts o the same ole ellyfunt. Wayull, ah'z got a cownner-purrubl for'm: "Short runway in jet crash had no lights."

'Ass the core problum with false rlijinz: they ain't got no everlastin laht in'm, thur runwayz' reach ain't "long" enuff, & thur final destinashn iz Inferno. Thar'z only wun jinyoowine Clestchull Runway an only wun jinyoowine Clestchull Pilot. All the uthr self-proclaym'd Cleschull Airlahnz haz got ATC's with thur backs turned.

"I am the Way and the Truth and the Life. No one comes to the Father except through me" (John 14:6).

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Delivr Us Frum Hyperspurchooaliddy!

Summun jiss innerdooced me ta Michael Spence's site. The man's sharp azza razor. One o mah favert kwotes o hiz is

"Fanatics need to be told that their personal revelations are delusions and the gymnastics of a selfish and vain imagination."

Ah'z had a longstandin colossull averzhn to hyperspurchoolists, thoze who'z ferevr tryin ta out-holy everbuddy else, n who minny tahmz iz nuthn more'n unwittn Gnawstix.