Iss troo, mah name tellz ewe awl yew need ta know bowt me; it din't jiss drop owtta the sky like sum sorda medeorite.So, evn tho ah haz nuthn but kntimpt fer awl this hawgwash, jiss fer kicks, ah plugged mah "valyooz" in, n theez wuz the rezults. Furss, mah name:
Expression: 36 / 9
You have a vision of a perfect world [ah shore do; iss described in depth in the book o REVELASHN.] Forgiveness, Love and altruism are the path you walk. [What still did that calkyooladr sip frum?] You are the idealist, and you do everything in your power to live up to your ideals in order to be a good example for others to follow. Inside, you know that you will be imitated, so you are extremely aware of your every "imperfection". [Lass clawz iz right, but that furss wun'z anuthr still-sip glitsch.] Letting go of people and places when you have fulfilled your role with them is an important lesson for you. ['Ass awright: ah know thar'z folk who kint tawlrate the fack that ah refyooz ta giv up the ghost.] There are many that need to be touched by your wisdom. [Zackly. 'Ass whut this here blawg iz fer.]
Soul Urge: 19 / 10 / 1
You are the essence of individuality and independence. [Still sip effeck musta weared off.] You are intense and convicted when it comes to defending your beliefs [hear, hear!], as you never doubt your inner strength [wayull, ah needz ta draw dayly frum the Cleschull Cistern] and ability to handle any challenge. Many are inspired by your confidence, while others may feel irritated and view it as arrogance. [Bullzeye.] You are likely to attract people and situations that allow you to express this part of yourself or else they will mirror these traits back to you.
Personality: 17 / 8
There is an air of affluence [?!?!?! Still-sip-struck again, sigh...] about you, no matter your station in life. People assume you are in control [ov mah blawg, yes; but thass awl]. You give the impression that you are the best at what you do ['ass right: todully yooneek blawg here], so naturally others look to you for leadership. You have an eye for quality and no matter what it takes you dress for success. Designer clothing of the highest quality is certainly your preference. [LAFFFFFFFFin mah fanny off!] People cluster around you hoping that some of that luck is contagious.
Here'z whut mah complete burthdate spozidly showz:
You have a Life Path 9 [az in "9 Livez"?]. The route of idealists [ah'z a idealist gawn ta seed, aka sinnik].
You have chosen to know the experience of the ideal, the noble causes, of the sensitivity [skin'z purdy lethry, akshly] and the great horizons [moss folk thank us Ozark hix iz prokyull]. It is a path which favours travels, external and internal. This route will offer you a lot of experiences, instructive meetings and the possibility to cultivate your talent but also a particular sensitivity often turn towards altruism ["altruizm"? Wayull, shore, ah hate inny'n awl lyin]. The figure 9 symbolises the end of a cycle [why?] and the beginning of the following one that will be lived with a higher level of consciousness [ah don wanna liv anuthr hunnert'n 8 yeerz, thankee].
If you are able to free yourself from the hold of material contingencies of your life [az ah wrote a fyoo yeerz ago, "toothliss, shoeliss, clooliss"], you can establish these ideas and realise your vocation [ah'z bin doin jiss fahn az a disurner]. This path can drive you towards greater horizons [ah'z nevr bin inclined ta do no truck with quiffs], familiarise you with more vast perspectives across culture, ecology, research, teaching, travelling, meeting people, altruism, humanism, sometimes with a large public [Uh huh, 'ass right: wuncet in a while, when ah really gits them Sosho-Plitikl Termites' goat, then ah gits more hits here].
It is also an itinerary of emotions, internal travels, knowledge, unselfish action, avant-garde ideas which will imply your sensitivity [ah alweez thunk "avant-garde" wuz the awpuzzitt o "sinsitive"!], subtlety and open-mindedness. You will have to face some passionate events with profound repercussions (for you). Overall, a path of success and protection, favourable to travellers and altruistic, tolerant people as well as all those who will have known how to turn their sensitivity into a talent. [Camou-speak fer Sosho-Plitikl Turmites who knowz how ta bamboozl folk inta givvn'm grants.]
But be careful not to get lost in impulses or passions that overtake you. It will be important to develop a certain prudence. In some cases take a back seat so as not to be dragged along toward ambiguous objective or into a tendency for illusions and sadness. [Ah alweez thunka myself az the arch realist.] Keep your spirits high, while holding on firmly to the helm of your life. Learn to open yourself to the world but without forgetting, neglecting yourself or you will risk disappointments and even losses. This until you understand that it is a matter of a bad approach on your part because your base support must be found within yourself and not outside. [If yew unnerstan that thar lass sintinss, ah'z nawminatn yew fer the Nobel Prize in Glossolalia.]
Famous people with a Life Path 9 :
Charles Lindberg (first Atlantic crossing by plane), Baden Powell, M. Gandhi, La Fayette, Edmund Hillary (first on Mt. Everest), Jean-jacques Rousseau (famous social writer), Elvis Presley, Brigitte Bardot [how ah got classt in with them lass 2 iz a mystree ta me!].
