Illeegl Ingreedjunts

This wummin shore iz spunky, but duz she evr hav odd cookin habits:

>>>A 66-year-old grandmother with a taste for marijuana casserole has been spared jail despite admitting she had shared cannabis-laced cookies with fellow pensioners..."I had it this morning in my scrambled eggs and I'll have it again for lunch. I'm not giving it up!"<<<

She yoozis the stuff fer pain. Liberturyun 'at ah am, ah simputhahz with her feistiniss, but ah do declayuh: that muss be the viless-tastin ingreedjint she could pick. Innerestinlee enuff, it said this 'bout her, too: " In a later raid they found 47 bags of "skunk", a particularly strong form of the drug."

N folk iz alweez sayin GARRRRlik stinks!