Salty Sauce & Crusty Commentary From the Hinterlands. (WARNIN!!!! If Yew Iz P.C., this blawg may give ewe: heartburn and/or ulcerz and/or a heart-attack.)
Monday, March 15, 2010
Invurtid If Yew Ask Me
Whin yer bonez haz bin arown fer a hunnert'n 9 yeerz lahk mahn, painkillerz at tahmz iz yer bess frinz. So, pleez hepp me unnerstan why they'z cawled "antagonists" then? Seemz ta me that pain'z the antagonist!
The Victoria Meldrew o the Sowth, ah liv out in the stix. Ahz a widder who kntinyooz ta keep up her huzbund's still (don tell the Revenooerz!!!!!). If'n ewe trespass on mah prahpertee, jis be aware that ahz nown in theez here parts as the Annie Oakley of the Booniez!